Michael Jordan

President of England America

Guy 1: who's your president?

Some Russian dude: UHHHH MICHAEL JORDAN

by Big_Floppaman December 9, 2021

Jordan

Don't care. If the YouTubers do it before you do it you won't have a brother.

Hym "Don't care Jordan. I don't fucking care."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024

jordan dixon

biggest queer out there. he gets named the "soccer queer" by his friends. he is pretty tall and somehow girls like him. he's alright at soccer but still considered the soccer queer.

person 1: is that jordan dixon?
person 2: oh yeah , soccerqueer?!
person 1: yeahhhh him

by penislicker662 December 5, 2019

jordan heffern

Smart, beautiful and nice is how u described a Jordan Heffern. She is insicure at times but she is perfect. She is super athletic and lovable. Gets all the guys. Amazing at soccer, hockey and running.

Dude your date last night was a total Jordan Heffern
Your daughter is such a Jordan Heffern

by Evadely November 1, 2013

Jordan

Poison and a memorial to the theme of cujurti, updates and Ram Memory. It's interested it and nothing else. Undertop computers and does not want women

Jordan is crazy

by dhdnf November 26, 2021

Jordan

A fucking whore bag who fucks ppl with the letters n, a, k

Me: did u hear what Jordan did ?
Friend: yea she fucked Anthony too

by User728273 March 9, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is a girl who is usually a ginger. She is always wearing a crop top and is usually friends with people named Lily or Lucy. She loves music like the song Cheap thrills and other hits of that nature. Her last name is usually something like Simone or something like that. But overall she is a great, caring, and loyal friend.

Jordan is such a great friend.

by HelloJordan March 31, 2022