Jordan Ly is the hottest Vietnamese man ever. He is beautiful and has long hair and is a masculine gentleman. He gets all the hoes and fucks mad bitches. His mom tells him what to do and he says fuck no you do it. He pulls over cops because he’s a real mf. His legs are always tweaking and he makes out with his siblings.
by Mexicankid909 March 30, 2023
Get the Jordan lymug. Suddenly and abruptly blocking and dropping all communication with a large group of friends with little to no explanation.
by aaronvark September 3, 2025
Get the Pulling a Jordanmug. a hot person who deserves the world with some screws loose in their head and fun to be around often overthinks and is addicted to validation from others they are a very loving person with a big heart and keep their issues to themselves people think their shy yet they make risky decisions on the daily and love being in company of others they don’t want others to worry even in the darkest of times and always tries to help everyone
everyone needs a jordan in their life they’re the best friend you could ever ask for
everyone needs a jordan in their life they’re the best friend you could ever ask for
jordan is hot!
by lalalllaaaa November 23, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. by st jacobi January 17, 2020
Get the Jordan Williamsmug. Jordan's, usually come in a few different shapes and sizes. They come round, they come tall, they come skinny and they also come short. And also tend to cum short literally, as they can only last an hour or so in bed. Jordan's also tend to indulge themselves in illegal activities which can vary from robbing post offices, to breaking into apartments half naked banged-out on coke. They are kind-hearted, and will do what is right. They may also appear to be somewhat ugly on the outside, but, on the inside, they're also fairly ugly. If you come across a Jordan, approach with extreme caution, as you may get robbed for your illicit items.
Passer By: Shit! Is that a Jordan?
His mate: quick, hide that flake and keep your hands in your pocket.
His mate: quick, hide that flake and keep your hands in your pocket.
by WillieBigWillie November 22, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. When you’re getting that dome that goes absolutely ballistic where you need to stretch out with one arm up and saying “holy shit I’m doin the Jordan”
by Goofy Shower Boy February 2, 2022
Get the The Jordanmug. I kicked her in the face with my Jordans. I nutted in her face. ; She wanted jack me for my Jordans. She wanted me to nut in her.
by D.Will83 June 15, 2021
Get the Jordansmug.