john pinette

A comedian that tells jokes mostly about his weight and his life on the road.

I laugh so hard when John Pinette says "Get outta line."

by SomeguywhohatesCheetoprez May 20, 2018

John wilding

A Cunty, egotistic maniac.

Oh you're such a john wilding
Don't be a john wilding
For fuck sake you john wilding

by Define1001 June 23, 2018

John Lizzard

A name for a angry Lizard who just wants to make your day a living hell

fuck its a John Lizzard

by Iamveryannoying November 4, 2020

john houser

A man of true strength, masculine as hell but has a the most miniscule shlong on this earth. Cock gobbler of some sort

Ryan- hey john what's up?!

John- in gonna go lift and then jerk my dog! I'm such a john houser

by Rhunt January 27, 2016

john bendot

Some fucking tidy boy
He's the one lad everyone wants to shag.
He'd get fucking rattled. Man, woman who fucking cares it's John bendot

John Bendot is fucking tidy.
10/10 would shag again.

by John Bendot lover 12 September 7, 2016

John with a G

John with a G or, Gohn <3

John with a g (gohn) is a really cool dude. He likes to go to Kelley’s market and is pretty cool. He likes to hang out with Pedro the banana and his pet frog. They like to get high off mushrooms and sucker juice.

Girl: omg gohn is so hot!

Boy: he prefers the title ‘John with a g’

by Iris<3 April 28, 2022

John-Jerk

When someone is just being irrationally stubborn for no reason, but they are still adorably lovable.

John was being a John-jerk and insisting he was right (he wasn't), but I just love him too much to take the bait and fight, so I am happy to be the blame-eater.

by JaneGordon.com April 4, 2023