Irish Torque Wrench

Hammer

I,m just going to fix the fence, have you seen the Irish torque wrench love?

by Henchy October 17, 2009

irish virus

a virus hoax from the mid 90s it asked the user pass this email to all their users in their contact list then to delete all their files

you caught the Irish virus

by gamer60634 March 28, 2011

Irish Penny Flute

Noun. Penis

Lauren if you would like to stay after class I will show you my Irish Penny flute.

by bigdumbweasel March 14, 2014

Irish Heart Attack

A mixed drink involving equal parts of Five-Hour Energy and Jameson Irish Whiskey

Dude: "I think that guys dead"
Other Dude: "Yeah he was doing the Irish Heart Attacks"

by Charles Lee 69 April 28, 2013

Irish tea-party

The Irish tea-party is a sexual act where a male shoves minty mentos in a condom until it is full and preceeds to shove it into a woman's asshole and pour diet Pepsi into the condom, which causes her asshole to explode in a
furious rage.

Johnny: Dude, yesterday I gave Jennifer an irish tea-party...

Mark: No way, Does her butthole still work?

Johnny:Nah bro, that shit got fucked up

by So I just put any name here? April 21, 2014

Failed-Irish Goodbye

When you pass out in a public place after drinking too much. The reason that it is "failed" is because a sucessful Irish Goodbye involves leaving the scene BEFORE you pass out.

Dude I wish I would have got a picture of your Failed-Irish Goodbye last night when you were passed out at the diner

by jezzicarae April 2, 2010

English Double cheek slap (Irish Kite Flying)

Its a sex act to where you blow in to a women's vagina (assuming they have big droopy vagina lips) real hard, with your face crammed as deep as you can get it, and the lips slap your cheeks or face silly.

droopy nasty vag lips on a women, open her up smash your face into her hole and make it as air tight as possible and blow. Watch the lips vibrate and flap in the wind. Other Words known as English Double cheek slap (Irish Kite Flying)

by Justus Alexander Freiherr September 9, 2011