im gonna touch u

If u say "im gonna touch u" to a little kid youll get arrested but if u say it to ur sibling it wont matter bc its all fun in games unless u mean it... u wouldnt mean it right...?

Person1 "Im gonna touch u😈"
Person2 "lol u wont "
Person3 adult(im gonna touch u)
Person4kid(oh no!)
Person5 "STOP RIGHT THERE U FUCKER IM GONNA BEAT UR ASS"
Person3 adult"oh shit i was just joking"

by Oldhagtouchesgyats March 6, 2024

IMS

if memory serves

A briefer way to say IIRC

IMS, she preferred a fuss being made of her birthday but not of Valentine's Day.

IMS, when this problem came up in the past, a shorter HDMI cable solved the problem.

IMS, this is the club I was told not to use a credit card in, if I didn't want to be double-charged for alcohol.

by WhatwasIsaying February 16, 2025

IM

He is nice and funny depend on friends.

Ex. Im is smart and funny guy.

by 4eye November 21, 2021

Im Intelligent

If you think you are intelligent you are probably not....

Hey Samuel Im Intelligent!

by Katten2474 September 27, 2018

Im about to monkey

when it is hot outside and it’s to the point of exhaustion or likely to cut up/show your ass from the heat

Im about to monkey out here! I almost monkey 3 times today!

by ClicktyClackTheBadBihIsBack26 June 15, 2022

Ime

The coolest nigga out there. 6’4, humble, feminist, rich, auraful (did i mention humble?).
Yeah he’s really just him fr.

“Wow that guy just hit a three to win the world championship. He’s just like Ime!”
“Woah slow down; He doesn’t have as much aura as Ime.

by ime.617 March 28, 2025

im bored

When you're too bored of typing random keyboard combinations that you just type "im bored" and hope something comes up like this but if you bored i can tell you a story of how a little girl named susie got eaten by a crocodile. one upon a time susie searched up im bored in urban dictionary..... and then got eaten by a crocodile idk im bored to do your work.

person 1 i already searched 134567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'
person 2 what about ~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?
person 1 already did that to
person 2 hmmmmm then just type how you feel
person 1...... im bored

by imphsycotic March 24, 2023