by Chickenlover99 April 19, 2020

(Girl dribbles ball round Defender and shoots and scores)
Girl: Oh yeah i scored!! 'woop 'woop!!
Defender: yeah yeah wateva
(Girl walks up to defender)
Girl: BAM BAM TURKEY AND HAM S.U.C.K.E.R!!!
Defender: ...Err... (trying to think of a comeback)
Girl. OWN£D with A capital 3
(Girl walks away feeling proud)
Girl: Oh yeah i scored!! 'woop 'woop!!
Defender: yeah yeah wateva
(Girl walks up to defender)
Girl: BAM BAM TURKEY AND HAM S.U.C.K.E.R!!!
Defender: ...Err... (trying to think of a comeback)
Girl. OWN£D with A capital 3
(Girl walks away feeling proud)
by Poppy Drawner December 7, 2009

by uh1989 June 4, 2009

When an exceptionally dirty person slaps their cock on another person's face, leaving a trail of grime and slime in the shape of said cock. For added effect, one may place a piece of bread on the "hammed" person's now greasy face.
by Task force master Cooley October 20, 2013

by jumbles July 15, 2010

(1) Im'ma be goin' ham on this track workout.
(2) I Be Go Ham Left! (Guys, Turn Left at this next street)
Whoooooooo! Mann he be go ham on that 200!
(2) I Be Go Ham Left! (Guys, Turn Left at this next street)
Whoooooooo! Mann he be go ham on that 200!
by Sethfontaine April 17, 2011

by Rick Terror November 17, 2006
