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farmer's shotgun

When your nose is running but you don't have a tissue, so you close one nostril and blow the opposite explosively, then repeat with the other nostril, and the snot flies out in a spread pattern. Usually done outside.
Gross! I had a Kleenex, you didn't have to farmer's shotgun it.
by giantslor July 29, 2016
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Sausage Farmer

Usually a gay male individual who is in search of acquiring more penises around him thus he "farms" them by planting the seeds of homosexuality and awaiting the sausages to spring up around him.
-"That guy over there sure does have a lot of male friends."
-"Yeah, he's a very successful Sausage Farmer"
by CantakerousCantankerer March 12, 2012
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Fat Farmer

Someone who cultivates belly fat as a lifelong hobby. They are ardent defenders of McDonalds, Burger King and any other fast food franchise that helps them grow belly fat.

Growing fat is considered their greatest achievement.
That Fat Farmer has been growing fat since a young boy. He is a skilled professional.

The trick to being a fat farmer is pretending the amount of pounds you weigh equals the amount of money you have in the bank.
by pilsburydoeboy March 31, 2013
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Lemon Farmer

Person or persons whom farm lemons with the soul intent to use them to sodomize there buddy’s using a potato cannon. Some times one person wil shoot them lemon for there rectum into there buddy’s rectum... also know as trading lemons
Man that was bad ass playing Lemon Farmers.... was great shooting lemons last night, my ass is killing me!!! I think we woke up the Neighbors!!!
by Scuba Stan August 17, 2021
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Hall of Famer

When one person gets so drunk in a single night, he throws up, piss his pants, and shits himself befor sobering up the next morning.
Dude, last night Paul became a Hall of Famer and had to buy a new mattress cuz of all the piss and shit and throw up.
by bcritchley64 April 4, 2011
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woka flocka flame

A person that loves eating out a girls vagina with intense, passion, savoring the taste, and being blabber mouth about it with everyone wanting everyone to know it
"Oh my god George last night wouldn't stop being such a Woka Flocka Flame telling me over and over about his time with Samantha last night"
by Frostfinger October 11, 2016
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Flame job

Similar to blow job, except the giver of the flame job had recentely eaten jalapeños.
"My girlfriend and I went to a Mexican restaurant and she gave me a flame job afterwards."
by DragonKore April 24, 2004
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