When a chick looks good from far away or at a glance, but then the sad reality becomes clear that they are as ugly as the north-bound end of a south-bound horse when approached or when a better view is available. Also, cute in theory

Example 1
Dude: Bro, did you get a good look at that hottie that just passed us? I missed her.

Bro: Yeah dude, don't worry about it, shes only theoretically cute, nothin to worry about.

Example 2
Bro: Holy crap dude, you didn't tell me you had a sexy-ass neighbour!

Dude: Yeah cus she's just cute in theory

Theoretically cute by Simian Infernus January 18, 2011

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disgustingly cute

To be cute in a super ridiculous level

"Amanda is disgustingly cute when she smiles."

disgustingly cute by bbkfnut October 3, 2016

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feeling cute

a term used when experiencing the high of MDMA, molly, or (specifically) extacy

Person 1:*sitting/laying curled up and smiling during the peak of the high*
Person 2: "Are you okay?"
Person 1: "idk, i'm feeling cute"

feeling cute by mitchie jordan May 25, 2020

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friday night cute

1) cute after a few beers
2) remedy for needing something cute on a friday at the end of the day

That stranger is really friday night cute

friday night cute by fridaynight2 June 18, 2011

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