Someone who is sad and depressing. A person who always rains on the parade and spoils fun times.
The term comes from the fact that cold, soggy corn is just about the most depressing type of food in existence.
The term comes from the fact that cold, soggy corn is just about the most depressing type of food in existence.
Guy 1: Man, this party is gonna be awesome. We are so gonna get laid!
Guy 2: I doubt it. I doubt I'll even talk to any girls. I never do. I suck at talking to girls.
Guy 1: Man, quit being such cold soggy corn!
Guy 2: I doubt it. I doubt I'll even talk to any girls. I never do. I suck at talking to girls.
Guy 1: Man, quit being such cold soggy corn!
by TimeBaum September 1, 2011
Get the Cold Soggy Cornmug. When engaging in anal sex, and the man pulls out his penis, discovering a piece of Corn on the tip of his dick(leftovers from her last's nights dinner) .
"This year, My New Years resolution is to give up corn. Even though my husband enjoys finding it, I still blush when he pulls his penis out of my ass and discovers an undigested piece of corn on the helmet."
by Bombbomb & Cheez December 3, 2007
Get the Corn On the Helmetmug. when your black ass can't sell enough crack to feed yo nappy ass kidsall 12of themyou put your ol'lady out there corndoggin'for sum cash.while you sit there and smoke a blunt.
louisianna corn dog is good eating.when she gets done hoing and she lets the kids have cream pie for desert.
by slaveowner April 29, 2008
Get the Louisianna Corn Dogmug. The act of sticking a cob of corn inside of your vagina (pussy) and having a man-friend munch on it for you. Commonly practiced in Iowa.
by olivigertaddmag January 2, 2008
Get the Iowan Corn Cuntmug. It has commonly been presumed that children cannot be produced from anal sex. But this is incorrect. There are many offspring resulting from posterior intimacy (straight or otherwise)...George "Dubya" Bush, Baraka Obama, Vladimir Putin, the UK's Royalty Family, Oprah Winfrey, Courtney Love and Albert Pike (formerly of "Boys in the Hoodz" and the boy-band "Albert and the Circle Jerkers") are notable examples.
by Hamburger Harry June 23, 2016
Get the Children of the corn-holemug. When two men, in naked form, habitate the same sofa whilst exploring the posiibilities (see exploring the possibilities, if you haven't figured out what that is yet...come on)
by Lars Lars Pants-on-Fire July 3, 2008
Get the shootin' corn on the cobmug. by Raidermom October 26, 2008
Get the Black Corn Holemug.