Analog Coffee

The best coffee you will EVER have!
Hey, wanna come with us to get some Analog Coffee?
by Coffee Lover 5000 July 26, 2019
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Coffee house conservative

A conservative who's taste in fashion, music, habits, and/or aesthetics are more typically seen in more left-leaning or liberal persons. I.E.: A more urbanized conservative.
Jasmine drives a hybrid and attends daily yoga sessions out at the park, but she votes Republican. I guess that makes her a coffee house conservative.
by ROBop March 18, 2023
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Coffee Bong

A Japanese Coffee device known as a syphon.
He made a strong brew with his coffee bong.
by pornstitute April 26, 2023
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coffee teeth

Coffee in your teeth
My mom has coffee teeth.
by Summer with tree my door May 16, 2021
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Coffee Moist

When one allows them self to marinate in coffee, and then to suck it out of every article of clothing... Including the underwear. And then using a bagel to "dip it in the coffee pot"
"Yea man she got coffee moist."
"Yea she was suckin' out this morning with a bagel."
by Blagnarth December 20, 2016
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Coffee Black

A friendly ghost that was brought to life on September 21, 2021. Coffee Black not only shows outstanding qualities of leadership and perseverance, he is a very personable ghost, and likes to party as well. All of this being said, Coffee is a big fan of the ladies, and let's just say the ladies are a big fan of him. Whether he is getting twerked on, punched on, or being inflated, CB always keeps his poker face. Coffee is not like other ghosts, Black protects us year round. As our incorporeal friend says, "I am here for a ghoul-d time, not a long time." Thank you Coffee, we love you and will always be here for you.
Person A: "Hey guys, what's Coffee Black up to?"
The guys: "Oh, Coffee is prob just standing in the family room getting some Ass (pronounced Ayse)."
Person A: *sees Coffee* "Oh yo Coffee, what's good?"
Coffee Black: ""
Person A: Ride on brotha
by coffeeblack31 February 05, 2022
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Coffee Shark

When a glass of coffee is spiked with a floating sunstance.
"Man, i never expected to get a coffee shark"
by Penbutt er September 07, 2018
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