Christmas Present Relative

A family member, who’s only benefit in your life is to give you Christmas presents, especially in your youth.

Uncle Jerry wasn’t really around, he was really a Christmas Present Relative

by GuppyKing101 September 10, 2020

Christmas

The holiday clebrated on 25th of december where your uncle dresses up as santa and ejaculates down the chimney and awards all the children in the family with fresh dick(bad word for penis)

Yo bro this christmas is boutta be so lit fam you feel me can't wait for santa yummy

by Mike dece September 22, 2020

Christmas Bukkake

In the spirits of celebration put mint powder at the tip of your cock and cum. Make sure you do this with 5 to 10 people it is a bukkake. Just for extra kink add some chocolate powder.

"What did you do in the holidays?"

"I got a Christmas bukkake"
"so that's why you smell like mint chocolate"

by Captain Benjamin November 3, 2020

Christmas asshole

It means your an asshole every other day besides Christmas

You such an Christmas asshole

by Who_shall_be named October 6, 2020

libertarian christmas

The day che Guevara was shot by Bolivian soldiers. We celebrate by taking a shot of whiskey

Merry libertarian Christmas!!
What?
The day that racist murderer che Guevara was shot.

by HangryMasterb8r October 9, 2020

libertarian christmas

The day che Guevara was shot by Bolivian soldiers. We celebrate by taking a shot of whiskey

Merry libertarian Christmas!!
What?
The day that racist murderer che Guevara was shot.

by HangryMasterb8r October 9, 2020

christmas treating

When you go trick or treating during Christmas day.

I’m gonna ask the neighbors for Christmas cookies when I go Christmas Treating this year!

by Jinglecash November 4, 2017