Canada's History

a sexual deviation where you fill the top portion of the stanley cup with maple syrup and then dip your butt in the syrup, then (with the syrup as lube) penetrate yourself with moose antlers

Dude, have you ever tried to get through Canada's History?

I tried, but the antlers i used were too big.

by colbert nation's army February 4, 2010

Canada

A horrifying and cold country with rampant maple leafs and hockey players. All entry into the country is currently forbidden, not so much because of the pandemic but because they are currently plotting world domination and are fed up.

Canada: “EVERYONE STAY OUT OF OUR COUNTRY. We are tired of your shit.”

by superevilgenius April 17, 2021

Canada's History

The act of having a moose lick one's genitals.

I went to Montreal after hearing about Canada's History

by Bachmelle February 5, 2010

Canada's History

to have sex with a moose while covered with maple syrup and gravy while neil young plays in the backround. and the beaver watches

Hey lets do some of canada's history

by Dillsnufus February 5, 2010

Canada Dry

When your fucking a girl in winter and it’s to cold to finish in her

Boy 1 How was last night with Suzy

Boy 2 not good it was to cold in my house (because I’m a no good bum who can’t pay my heat bill) do I had to give her a Canada Dry

by At Dickyloud January 1, 2021

Canada

A fake country; also known as “2nd America with no Trump.”

“Yo, I really wanna go to Canada.”
“Ah, you mean 2nd America.”

by lildicksauce420 March 13, 2018

Canada

Dear post number 6 on the word Canada,

You forgot
"My name is Joe and I am Canadian!"

Canada is amazing

by Amazing person you don't know March 13, 2020