The term Canada's History is a term used to describe a sexual act of approaching an old homeless man and kindly asking him to strip his penis of skin. Then with the hard pulsating veins of his dick, take and stroke them in the asshole of a rotting moose after you filled the asshole up with maple syrup. The horn of the moose should then be gently placed inside your pee hole until rupture. Then after you should take your ruptured dick and make a nice paste out of it by grinding it in the Stanley Cups' top with a hockey stick. Proceed to feed it to children, then eat it yourself till you bleed to death.
by badassmotherf February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. A sexual act in which a person seeks gratification by filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup then defecating into it. Afterwards the content of the cup is sculpted into a likeness of a Royal Mounty which is then penetrated with a moose antler.
See Also: the Sarah Palin
See Also: the Sarah Palin
by Nikki Greenbriar February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A elitist cult of vehicular exclusionnistic terrorists that deserve the brain bull for organ harvesting billions of spermatozoa and scattering stolen children globally. Ggh monsters
I don't think you can pay me to come back when I leave Canada your exclusionnistic motorized terrorists that deserve hells flames mostly as adults. Perverts.
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
Get the Canadamug. 1 word: Tim Hortons
Random dude who has never been to Canada: are you Tim Horton?
Tim hortons: no man! We are a fast food restaurant
Rando dude: oh…do you have coffee?
Tim hortons: no man! We are a fast food restaurant
Rando dude: oh…do you have coffee?
by Sugarcookie November 9, 2021
Get the Canadamug. by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023
Get the Canadamug. by bilch83 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Canada's History refers to the act of giving oneself an enema with Canadian Whiskey onto a woman who resembles Celine Dion.
by Majere February 6, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.