A sexual act where the man pisses into the womans mouth, he shakes her boobs, then jizzes in her mouth, shakes again, then she spits it into his mouth, then they exchange the mixture by making out.
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These are people not of California that speak negative of Californians. These people hate California only because for some reason they feel there is something there they don't have.
Hey California reject get over it. The sun rises and sets with you too. There's land, water, people, rich, poor, happy, sad. Lets not forget Taxes.
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Morgan: How would you describe California?
Me: Full Of crap
Morgan: Why?
Me: Too expensive, bitchy women, bad job market, and drivers drive like they don’t have hands to utilize their turn signals.
Me: Full Of crap
Morgan: Why?
Me: Too expensive, bitchy women, bad job market, and drivers drive like they don’t have hands to utilize their turn signals.
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Interestingly enough, it shares some shocking similarities with the Bermuda Triange, as aliens have been known to regularly abduct people and small planes from the area. Although they seem to do this with relative ease, humanoids, on the other hand, are prone to get sucked in, lose their sanity, wander aimlessly in the surrounding desert, and have their corpses found months amidst the cactus and shrubs - sometimes by highway patrol officers, sometimes by said extraterrestrials.
Characterized by sand, hot weather, ugly towns, Mexicans, and an equal number of Californian license plates as Arizonan license plates.
Interestingly enough, it shares some shocking similarities with the Bermuda Triange, as aliens have been known to regularly abduct people and small planes from the area. Although they seem to do this with relative ease, humanoids, on the other hand, are prone to get sucked in, lose their sanity, wander aimlessly in the surrounding desert, and have their corpses found months amidst the cactus and shrubs - sometimes by highway patrol officers, sometimes by said extraterrestrials.
Characterized by sand, hot weather, ugly towns, Mexicans, and an equal number of Californian license plates as Arizonan license plates.
Person 1: Where are we? California? Arizona?
Person 2: I have no idea.. Calizona, maybe?
Person 1: Ah, fuck.
Person 2: I have no idea.. Calizona, maybe?
Person 1: Ah, fuck.
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