California condo

A vehicle bought and used primarily for residential purposes

Times are hard but at least I have a California condo.

by Balls2Wall February 15, 2021

California Corn Cob

When your girlfriend bites down on your forearm and pretends to eat it or take a bite out of it. Can also describe hickeys on the forearm.

“Are you in a biting mood baby? Do you need a California Corn Cob?”

by Augustguy10 February 18, 2021

California Middle Class

A state of living where despite both of the parents making 6 figure salaries, they are just barely able to afford to live in the one story bungalow of a house because it costs $900,000 for no reason.

Usually when it comes to the family it self:
The daughter is a moody brat
The son is a wannabe gangster

The mom wears way too much makeup

And the dad is an idiot

"You're middle class right?"
"Kind of.... I'm upper middle class.... like, California Middle class you could say"

by Plus-Size albert48 February 22, 2021

California

California the Texas wannabe's

fuck you Oklahoma you're next , you'll get it worse than California

by thatonekidfromTexas February 25, 2021

California Omelette

The California Omelette is the act of filling a squirt gun tank with vaginal discharge and smegma and using it to soak your enemies. Often times, urine is added to the mix to thin out the thick cheese-like discharges.

Tonya thinks she got away stealing my mans! Ima show that ho! Ima give her a California Omelette.

by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021

California

A place where the whole government is fucking corrupt and they are douchebags.

"yooo! the californian goverment is fucking messed up!"
"i agree dude!"

by TTROWitchy February 27, 2021

california shotgun

While giving head, pretend to swallow his nut then go in for a kiss and spit the cum into his mouth.

Amy found out Chris was cheating on her so she gave him a California Shotgun and he spent the rest of the day throwing up his own baby gravy.

by shadythespaceman February 28, 2021