california raisin thief

A prominent Burglar of restaurant collectibles stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardee’s

Some a hole came over from Minnesota and stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardees, hence forth that person will forever be know as a California raisin thief

by Liloilo August 9, 2021

California Hot Pocket

When a New Age Hippie / people from LA, shit in a girl's or a man's ass then dips a hot pocket or a sandwich in the ass and eats it like a French dipped sandwich. While eating the sandwich, the person that is eating the sandwich starts having intercourse with the shit filled ass.

Logan Paul just gave that man a California Hot Pocket.

by PuRgE445 June 10, 2022

California shuffle

Addicts are sent to California to get sober, but are bought and sold for their insurance policy’s . The endless cycle of being from sober living to treatment centers. The ending is usually death

It’s not only the California shuffle its the Arizona shuffle the Florida shuffle etc.

by Kingheroin May 7, 2019

california rizz

Rizz sustained by exceptional prowess, or a cover of the song “California love” by 2pac

Person 1: “watchu know about that California Rizz”
Person 2: “California Rizz!”

by huckhillstom May 1, 2023

california bbq

noun. White-collar community slang for sliding into the DMs of another married individual and having an extramarital affair.

My friend Cal is having California BBQ with a combat veteran's wife.

by BRabbit70 October 5, 2020

California, Hawaii, Oregon and Washington

The worst states. I’m sorry but they are bad. I’m a Cajun and have no use for these people.

(Don’t worry, there are lots of things out there in this world with Suck.)

California, Hawaii, Oregon and Washington are full of morons

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 21, 2020

California Hydra

A term used to describe the sexual act with a man with 2 strapons to the left and right of his penis and 3 busty asian women.

The first woman shoves the left penis into her mouth,
The 2nd woman rides the other penis with her ass,
The 3rd woman rides the right penis with her vagina

Each penile object must be at least 6-7' (get it because its from rap therefore funny) inches in size

"Oh yeah, i received the BEST california hydra last night."

by UmbrageGames August 16, 2025