hills of California

A place i cannot hide in because "these hills have eyes and i got paranoia"

"But i cannot hide in hills of California because these hills got eyes and i got paranoia"

by ergagush August 08, 2021

California Jersey Swap

When you go to swap jeans with a rando and they are commando with the nastiest uncircumcised dick you've ever seen.

I was doing a California Jersey Swap at the bar and the dude's hood had flies buzzing around it. I'm out!

by Hoganchugger July 06, 2024

California bullshit

Nonsensical practices, concepts, ideas, food etc. which is predominant amongst areas such as California. Usually defy common sense.

Made popular by The Sopranos.

Jake: Did you hear about this new pizza place? They’re serving gluten free pizza made from cauliflower!

Naomi: Pizza, made from cauliflower? I don’t want to have anything to do with this California Bullshit!

by Phil Retardo September 23, 2022

Hot California Mayo

Cum that's been basking in the sun.

It was 100 degrees outside so Tyrone shot his load onto the pavement and later scooped up the hot California mayo

by NutzHandler November 11, 2019

california blender

The act of shooting ice cream up your ass and letting it freeze your your turds before gay butt sex

Hey bro do a California blender so you can ride my cock later

by Jack inoff May 26, 2019

california rizz

Rizz sustained by exceptional prowess, or a cover of the song “California love” by 2pac

Person 1: “watchu know about that California Rizz”
Person 2: “California Rizz!”

by huckhillstom May 01, 2023

California Rizz

The Best Rizz a person can have

• Girl, you got California Rizz

by BB2Bb2 May 17, 2025