Christmas

A Christian celebration of the birth of Jesus but has been turned into a cash grab

Hey can’t wait to blow all my money on toys my kids are never gonna use for Christmas

by Maximum Effort January 21, 2018

Christmas Afternoon Funk

The feeling one gets during the afternoon and evening hours of Christmas Day. The gifts have been unwrapped, the cousins, uncles and in-laws have all gone home, and leftovers fill the fridge. The holiday festivities, so heavily anticipated, are now over, leaving an empty feeling inside.

After the family had opened Christmas gifts, and all the relatives had gone home, the family felt the Christmas Afternoon Funk begin to creep in. Christmas Holidays

by d_leet December 25, 2016

Christmas Crazy

The insanity, irrationality and general madness that sets in shortly after Thanksgiving and does not break until after New Year's Day. Very prevalent in women and can be passed from generation to generation.

Thankfully Christmas is over. I thought I would have to have my wife committed.

Yeah, she's Christmas Crazy, just like her mother.

by makepar December 26, 2016

christmas hot dog

Half eaten carrot that's been left out for 5 days, very flexible. Probably a peice of chalk. Not to be mistaken for an actual hot dog.

"Wait, what's that?! Is that a Christmas Hot dog?!"

by Christmas hot dog January 1, 2017

christmas in my mouth

When santa cums in a girls mouth instead of coming down the chimney. Santa slides down your throats instead of the chimney.

Last night was a crazy Christmas Eve party. I think I experienced Christmas in my mouth because my mouth was nasty and Clayton sure didn't get anything from me.

by Frenado Alvarado January 7, 2017

christmas stuffing

When a old school friend comes over for christmas just to fuck. Usually happens when your at your parents house.

You: I want some Christmas Stuffing. Do you know if anyone is in town?

Friend: Yo, I heard Sally is in town. Hit her up.

You: Awesome.

by Fuckboi Gerry January 24, 2017

scandanavian christmas tree

the art of putting pine needles in your girls anus before you eat the booty to mask the smell

"yall better give that bitch a scandanavian christmas tree before you go sticking your face up in there"

by bigollkanus February 1, 2017