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birthday pass

A get out of jail free pass on someone's birthday or until they celebrate it
by Likmaniplets February 17, 2015
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birth control buffers

Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.
Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 27, 2014
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birthday cigarette

At your birthday party we gotta slip of n smoke your birthday cigarette I got you.
by shypiestoner January 12, 2016
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birthday cream

Semen; jizz, other ejaculated substances
Jeez, Jonny, I didn't expect you to give me THAT much birthday cream.
by The Formuoli March 24, 2016
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berthomoly

A kid who has a dope ass name and his dad usually has a big dick.
Berthomoly,big
by Chris92721 September 24, 2016
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bertholme

Bertholme is a company that insures rich people

founded in 2012bce by the pharaoh
"i use bertholme (laughs)"
by Nodshu July 7, 2016
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Birthday Handy

When it's your birthday and you give yourself a handjob.
Frank: It's my birthday. I have some time to spare. I'll give myself a birthday handy!
by Nessachuu June 24, 2016
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