birthday pass

A get out of jail free pass on someone's birthday or until they celebrate it

*does something stupid*
"BIRTHDAY PASS"

by Likmaniplets February 17, 2015

birth control buffers

Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.

Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 27, 2014

birthday cigarette

A gift of a Marijuana joint for a birthday gift.

At your birthday party we gotta slip of n smoke your birthday cigarette I got you.

by shypiestoner January 12, 2016

birthday cream

Semen; jizz, other ejaculated substances

Jeez, Jonny, I didn't expect you to give me THAT much birthday cream.

by The Formuoli March 24, 2016

berthomoly

A kid who has a dope ass name and his dad usually has a big dick.

Berthomoly,big

by Chris92721 September 24, 2016

bertholme

Bertholme is a company that insures rich people

founded in 2012bce by the pharaoh

"i use bertholme (laughs)"

by Nodshu July 7, 2016

Birthday Handy

When it's your birthday and you give yourself a handjob.

Frank: It's my birthday. I have some time to spare. I'll give myself a birthday handy!

by Nessachuu June 24, 2016