News flash buddy

What white people say before they put you in your place.

Karen: “well news flash buddy, my husband own half of this town so he can shut down this store if he wanted to”

Person: “You don’t have to do all of that, I’ll get you the manager, jeez.”

by lolollover23 August 23, 2019

Jack Off buddy

male with whom another male masturbates. can either masturbate next to jack off buddy, or give him a helping hand with the favor being returned. good way to relieve stress.

my jack off buddy jerked my cock real hard the other day after my test. i returned the favor.

by stroke June 30, 2008

Buddy Licks The Stream

The phrase you tell your friend about a certain someone who is being an asshole, or has an over powering self confidence in them self, in other words being cocky.

Friend 1 -Eric said he could finish a miller in 3 sips.

friend 2 -Buddy Licks The Stream.

by Buddy licks the stream June 15, 2018

Alpha Kenny Buddy

Alpha Kenny Buddy Is Supposed To Sound Like "I'll Fuck Anybody" When Said Fast.

As An Example...

Hey, Alpha Kenny Buddy. Did You Know Alpha Kenny Buddy? Lets Go Find Someone Who Knows Alpha Kenny Buddy.

by Patrick Almendarez March 10, 2008

chum buddy

When a man performs oral sex on a woman after another man has vaginal intercourse with her during menstruation, the two men are considered "chum buddies".

Nigel knew that he was now Bill's chum buddy as he licked Bill's semen out of Wendy's bloody vagina...

by Reverend N. May 24, 2010

Thick Math Buddy

When you have syphilis and can't control you're urge to go to the school bathroom and beat off to a math buddy that is thick.

I can't live without my thick math buddy.

by Joe Namath January 30, 2019

porn mag buddy

Usually a friend who has porno magazines and is willing to share them with you, and had been lending them to you for the purpose of pleasing yourself.

-And who might you be?
-Hi, I'm Dave's porn mag buddy, Cal.

-Crap, I can't get my hands on some quality porno mags.
-Don't you have a porn mag buddy?

by nyeste88 November 7, 2010