by That_other_tall_guy September 14, 2022

When someone murders someone named Este and their bestie swears the murderer was with him/her. the murderer probably got a boating license at 15.
I think he did it, but I just can't prove it.
No, no body, no crime. but I ain't lettin' up until the day I die.
No, no body, no crime. but I ain't lettin' up until the day I die.
by TheSmallestManWhoEverLived May 9, 2024

by GodlyPeynes May 6, 2022

Although it can refer to one wild as hell night on the town a "body wrecker" is usually a friend or family member that we love but who blows into town throwing caution to the wind...drinking, constant drinking, waffle house, krystals,zaxby's...then....more drinking, and you get the picture. After they leave you have to do sprints, make yourself vomit & eat only veggie burgers for a month to return to your previous weight.
Brother: oh shi*t....he comin?
Other Brother: "yeah , its gonna be a long weekend haha"
Both brothers: "body wrecker "
Other Brother: "yeah , its gonna be a long weekend haha"
Both brothers: "body wrecker "
by freespirit200 May 27, 2017

by giggly boy September 28, 2025

Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)
Chloe- (stares blankly)
Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.
Emily- My what??
Chloe- (stares blankly)
Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.
Emily- My what??
by $helly$shell September 9, 2020

The attempt to maintain and/or improve your weight and appearance by going to the gym, while you're significant other has left for a significant amount of time, since you now find yourself with free time (time usually spent with him/her). In order to maintain a closeness while there is an absence of physical interaction, you begin sending "sexting" photos to remind him/her how sexy and badass you still are while showing off your newly found hours at the gym and to prevent any possible thoughts of straying.
i.e. "awe my boyfriend just left for europe for a month. I can't eat that, I have to not gain anything before he comes back. I'm hitting the gym. Gotta get my sexting body on!"
by thecatlied June 23, 2011
