Ali-breathing

The act of hyperventilating quickly and violently into a microphone during stressful situations, making the breather's friends uncomfortable as well as becoming light-headed and/or passing out. For entertainment purposes, of course.

An ali-breathing competition ensued, resulting in two victims hospitalized and one sassy bystander exclaiming "I warned ya!"

by SamanthaJenkins February 28, 2017

The Breath Of Versailles

What I call humans with herniated disks.

Person 1: Do you have a herniated disk?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good. You are now The Breath Of Versailles

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025

Australian Breath Mint

The act of gaping your partners anus, then shooting tic tacs in the open hole like basketball while yelling, "From down unda!".

I gave my girl the ol Australian Breath Mint last night.

by Goshaveyourballsyoudustyoldfar August 14, 2024

Breathing

Breathing is a silent sound occurring on & on. Without breathing, you get Numb

Johnny has perfect breathing & Zero breathing issues. He’s entire body state is in healthy condition in oxygen intake.

by Unknown8244 August 10, 2023

The Breath Of Perdition; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Perdition; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by ITappedYouThreeTimes February 11, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Breath blinders

The act of breathing like you’re going into labour whilst inside a vehicle in order to fog the windows and prevent people from seeing you smoke the ganj.

Friend: I’m about to hit this shit. Me: put on the breath blinders/ breath like you’re going into labor before they see us.

by Desert lightning May 31, 2019