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I do not recognize the bodies in the water

Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.

If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.
John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*

Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water
by Flarbsb McFarberson December 28, 2022
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Full Bodied African

1. Any potent marijuana or spicy tobacco strain (esp. anything having the connotation of a particularly harsh or otherwise unforgiving smoke in the practical sense) which is said or rumored comes from Africa.
1. " I'm rolling up some Full Bodied African in this here joint, Tom," said Huck.
by Buttfuckme January 8, 2023
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Beatin’ body

A small petite figure destined for domestic violence
You see her over there? yeah she’s just got a good beatin’ body.
by Marcholidae December 9, 2018
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body this bitch

Get her in a body bag = death
Or a proverbial friendship death or boycott of one's public social media presence/public figure being "body bagged" or put to death via social media or that person's negligent decisions. A public (or sometimes private) figure's livelihood has been compromised due to extraneous circumstances out of their ability to legally thwart such demise. Defamation of character (public or private). Can mean the death of someone, literally, a threat from someone, or a career ending dogma. This phrase unfortunately applies to it all.
Dr. Luke (Lukasz G.) v Kesha Sebert Example: "He professionally and privately body bagged this girl, what left does she have"?

Someone knock that bitch out....forever.

"Body this bitch".
According to Wikipedia: body bag, also known as a cadaver pouch or human remains pouch (HRP), is a non-porous bag designed to contain a human body, used for the storage and transportation of corpses. Body bags can also be used for the storage of corpses within morgues.
Hoesika: All you want is camera time you first season thirsty ass bitch!

D: "Yao ya heels dirty....someone just body this bitch"!
by DejaVu Kah August 15, 2017
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body session

“i wanted to have a body session with rod but the lebanese wouldn’t let me”
by elizar yakob ben schlomo October 23, 2018
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body shifter

A person who you are so close to you can trust will help you remove the body of a sexual partner (died from natural causes) from your bed before you spouse comes home...no questions asked
He is my body shifter
by David Townhill March 18, 2019
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Grinch Body

An unattractive person’s body that you wouldn’t touch with a 39 1/2 foot pole.
Erin has that grinch body!
by FatMreedman December 25, 2018
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