The chosen one

Some bozo who gets his limbs chopped off

Obi wan : you where the chosen one you were ment to destroy the sith not join them
Anakin : I hate you

by General obi wan kenobi June 6, 2022

One Erection

One Erection is the band where the members have erections, or boners, all the time.

I'm gonna take picture of Liam Payne's boner and post it on my social media. I can't believe One Erection broke up. I wonder when they'll get back together and if they have been having erections since their breakup.

by 1234567890abcdefghij July 29, 2020

One piece

An anime that’s about a stretchy pirate

Me:*Trying to break ice*don’t do it man let’s talk, you watch anime?
Stranger:*about to jump off a bridge and end his life* this is the first time I’ve been noticed, and yeah I watch anime.
Me:np what’s got you down my guy?
Stranger: I feel alone and no one loves me

Me:I know that it may feel that way but things get better.
Stranger:I’m scared of being miserable forever
Me:Why don’t you come down from their and we can go watch some anime at my place and talk.
Stranger: yeah sure, you like one piece too?
Me:Kys no one loves you and your mid piece.No wonder no one likes you

Stranger: jumps
Me:Trollface.jpg

by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022

one-blocker

One who looks fantastic from about a block away, but as you get closer to the person, he or she has major flaws; i.e. the beautiful tan skin is baggy or wrinkled, the bleached-blond hair is dry and straw-like, etc. The person is, overall, less hot than originally anticipated.

My neighbor's a one-blocker.

by Dirty Old Omer November 11, 2010

The Bearded One

Karl Marx.

In truth, since I have been under the influence of The Bearded One since I began studying economics.

by AttillathePun February 9, 2019

fumble on the one

To drop your phone while using a urinal. Should be shouted in a John Madden voice when witnessed.

Bill tried to check his email while taking a leak when he committed a fumble on the one.

by incognicola December 27, 2011

which one is this

A South Afrikan question used to gain clarity over a genuinely confusing topic/occurrence.

E.g. Thabo sees giraffe meat offered as a platter at a restaurant in Sandton.
Thabo: Eh! Which one is this now ?

by iicebear23 September 12, 2019