a term coined by Stephen Colbert
cartouche bag- a mega douche bag; old douche bag; egyptian douche bag
cartouche bag- a mega douche bag; old douche bag; egyptian douche bag
by Spicy Charles December 10, 2010
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Get the Sloar bag mug.When you insert the penis into a dry vagina.
(usually because she isnt aroused or she has an STD).
When inserted it feels like rubbing your hand over a leather seat when it's really hot outside.
To successfully preform this totally awful sex move you have to make sure your penis is hard as a rock but as dry as a desert. You insert your penal device right up in there and thrust your pelvis until u cum,(u probably won't)!
(usually because she isnt aroused or she has an STD).
When inserted it feels like rubbing your hand over a leather seat when it's really hot outside.
To successfully preform this totally awful sex move you have to make sure your penis is hard as a rock but as dry as a desert. You insert your penal device right up in there and thrust your pelvis until u cum,(u probably won't)!
by zack15 September 22, 2010
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Get the douche bag mug.Have you seen Micheline's vagina, it looks like a bulldog with a mouth full of roast beef! What a flag bag!
by troldmand July 18, 2010
Get the Flag Bag mug.Guys who possess any of the following attributes: wearing "tap-out" t-shirts, drives over-sized jacked up trucks, drives a hummer, has one or more tribal tattoos, or wears white framed sunglasses.
This used to be my favorite bar until they started promoting UFC paper view fights here. Now this place is overrun with tap out t-shirt wearing retards who ruin eveyone else's time by being a bunch of roid raging douche bags.
by shendrix November 23, 2010
Get the douche bag mug.West of Scotland slang meaning someone (usually a woman) who just lies still during sex, making no effort whatsoever.
She was a looker and I thought I'd be in for a good time but she just lay there like a bag of mince.
by Putins Lady September 16, 2006
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