Evan

IS THE RUDEST, ANGRIEST, MOST DISRESPECTFUL PIG THAT LOOKS LIKE AN AMARADILLO WRAPPED IN PIG GUTS THAT IS SO LONELY EVEN THE HOMELESS ON YHE STREET DONT WANNA TALK TO HIM. SAYS THAT GIRLS AND WOMEN ARE UGLY

“He is such an evan”

“Why”
“He disrespects women”

by Lana dady October 3, 2022

Evan Bxrici

Evan Bxrici is the name of a man with a huge ego but good hosting abilitys. He occasionally be stupid but he don't no fucks. Also, he says amoguptheasspoundedpeepeetoucherassite a lot.

Oh its a Evan Bxrici, hes gonna be a personality.

by coolMaxdog123 June 21, 2021

Evan

Evan is amazing would liliya say, liliya sees evan as a big brother figure and looks up to them and loves them alot. Liliya has alot of fun chatting with evan and clings onto them on the inside. They also discuss amazing things and play genshin, and have fun with dante + kyro aswell!! Evan deserves the whole world, Liliya wishes she could hug them once but she cannot since it's a screen..

Person 1: who do you love the most?
Lili: Chris Evan
Person 1: oh.

by Liliya_cotton January 29, 2022

Evan Grossman

The piece of gum that sticks to your shoe

"FUCK I stepped in an Evan Grossman"

by Beans2.0 October 29, 2018

evan

evan is a person who likes homestuck

evannnn r u reading homestuck again

by CATGIRLCHUU February 3, 2021

Evan

Deformed piece of shit

“Evan you’re so selfish and deformed. Fuck off.”

by AnonymousTaliTali July 4, 2020

Evan

Evan is a nice, cool, sexy guy. All the girls want him and all the guys want to be him. Evan usually has the most sex in a group of friends because of his huge dick

Damn That Evan is so sexy

by Eatthisguysdick October 22, 2019