Lay-arounds

Clothes that you only wear in your house that aren’t pjs and aren’t outside clothes

Im gonna put on some lay-arounds when I get home from work.

by Scientific hooker February 23, 2022

Mething around

When someone is on the narcotic methamphetamine, they are said to be “mething around”

I was so lit last night, still tweaking!

“Oh boy, you gotta stop mething around”

by Kerri4real July 19, 2018

Fuck Around And Find Out

A last warning you give to someone before they experience the consequences of doing what you told them not to do.

MIKE: Hey man, don't go flirting with Becky. That's my girl.

DAVE: Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it??

MIKE: Fuck around and find out.

by TommyNoleBuc February 17, 2025

Tight around the edges

It is now an expression. When something is tight around the edge.

That jump is tight around the edges

by d2d3 November 26, 2019

National walk around in a towel day

January second. National walk around in a towel day.

Hey! It’s January second, why are you wearing clothes? It’s National walk around in a towel day.

by Ladybuggirl170000000 January 2, 2023

Texas outback reach around

The process of going to any outback steakhouse and actively giving a reach around to a monkey on the birthday saddle, simultaneously using the butter and ramming it up sed monkeys ass but it has to be in texas.

Yea i went to outback steak house and got lucky and received a texas outback reach around
Dude you got a problem

by MonkimansFatTaintsCheeseLard January 24, 2023

Slobbing Around Shirt

A,
A shirt which has aged a bit, but still fits and acceptable to wear when lounging around the house, etc.

B,
A ridulously oversized shirt given to you by some asshole family member (who is probably too much of a retard to look at the size label first) for the purpose of 'slobbing around in'

A,
'Hey, that's a cool shirt
'Thanks, I've had it ages, more of a slobbing around shirt to be honest

B,
'Ahh nice shir..oh..ermm... why's this shirt XXL exactly?'
'Ahh, its more of a slobbing around shirt, really'
'What's the point in that? couldn't you just be realistic and get one my size?'
'No I couldn't, we got it for free anyway, so like it or I'll kick your head in.'

by llihp notwen August 31, 2019