queefed out

To avoid responsibilies by coma or other unconscious states

Rick Grimes queefed out of the first few weeks of the apocalypse.

by Dembeans May 22, 2016

Queef

A relief of air expelled most commonly from the female genitalia. Producing a notable and distinct sound, the loudest queef recorded was created by a Michael while powerboating the Kiskiminatis(2018). Michaels have the rare ability to queef on comand.

Michael queefed so loud it put me to sleep.

by Kerolf June 14, 2018

Queef genie

When a gal queefs so hard from rubbing her wet vagina, she exaggerates by saying she conjured a Queef Genie.

Girl: "When I was fucking myself with my vibrator, I pussy farted so hard that a damn queef genie popped out and granted me three wishes."

by tunacorntaco February 10, 2015

casket queef

the act of vaginal farting so hard that you knock the pillows off of the couch

"I casket queefed and now he wont talk to me."

by fartbootypenis April 28, 2021

Queef

A word out of bris word bank she claims it to be “ Idk a queen! Someone who's cool or does a lot of power moves tbh”

I love loona, theyre lowkey queefs.

by chikita2 November 23, 2021

Queef

A fart coming from the vagina

Of yea mister commander and queef

by zerief dragneel October 4, 2017

Coral Queef

Noun. Describes the ecosystem that females create when they let out a queef while in a swimming pool.

"I'm so excited for prom night I almost queefed!"
"Gross, Queef Latifah. Stay away from the pool. We don't need you turning that pool into a Coral Queef."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024