by Ticklemyteeth January 21, 2021
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Dude my MacBook is so frustrating. It won’t let me do anything that I have to do! I’m about to make a Mac Waffle!!
by jaytothegizzle March 31, 2021
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Oh come on you know I’m gonna tell the cops cuz I’m a snitch. They don’t call me Mac “6ix9ine” Jones for nothing
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by Mac6ix9ineJones January 8, 2020
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