Low Desk Syndrome

When your desk is so low your hand hits the bottom of the desk due to excessive fapping.
"Dudes really suffering from low desk syndrome"
by FlexmastaPlus69 September 16, 2023
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Mile Low Club

When in an airplane while grounded, 2 individuals have sex in the bathroom on the plane. The male ejaculates into the female while grounded, when the plane becomes airborne the semen continues to climb into the vagina cavity of his partner.
Steve wanted to become a member of the mile high club but could not contain himself with the young flight attendant. They had sex in the bathroom on a delay in Denver. Once the plane took off and her stomach felt awkward Stephani realized she was a member of the mile low club.
by Nipple Knockers May 13, 2022
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Will lowe

Brother went chowin down on the clams of the superstar stiky viky and then rocked back to the hotel in his rocky shirt and fedora to get large and incharge with the lasses in maccies
Will lowe is a real lucky man he went to the love shak with sticky viky
by Grampy Ron May 24, 2024
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Matthew Lowe

Matthew Lowe is a Badass man that will kick your ass if you mess with his family or friends. He is the best fisherman in the world and is extremely handsome. His beautiful blue eyes are stunning and he is an amazing lover. He performs oral on his woman better than anyone known to man kind and is loyal honest hard-working and caring. He is the best friend you could have and even better lover. If you're lucky enough to meet a Matthew Lowe be sure to say hi.
He is a real Matthew lowe

I wish I was as cool as Matthew lowe
by Outlaw86 December 8, 2020
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Fly low

The opposite of the phrase "fly high" used when someone dies and you say fly high as in their in heaven now.
Man fuck yo mama that bitch gonna fly low, she prob looking up at us right now
by ofzx November 6, 2023
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low volume

Very relaxing/chill environment. Usually pertains to music, especially with Jazz and Funk genres, but can also be used to describe one's surroundings.
The band, Vulfpeck, often plays low volume funk.

Friend: How was your day today?
You: It was fine. Not much is happening, so it's just been a pretty low volume day.
by Ripple_the_boi May 9, 2021
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low crawl

When someone is or acts like your friend, but secretly tries to steal your girl(s).

From the military tactic where soldiers lay low and slowly crawl inch-by-inch, then pop up out of nowhere and stab 'em in the back.
These guys can't pull any girls themselves so they just hang around me and try to low crawl me.

I don't have any good wingmen, they all low crawl me as soon as I talk to a girl.
by supercharmdlife July 7, 2020
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