john houser

A man of true strength, masculine as hell but has a the most miniscule shlong on this earth. Cock gobbler of some sort

Ryan- hey john what's up?!

John- in gonna go lift and then jerk my dog! I'm such a john houser

by Rhunt January 27, 2016

John Edwards

The dogger of boys.

John Edwards dogged the boys.

by baldbenshapiro November 28, 2018

John Snowjob

When she gives you an unexpected blowjob during Game of Thrones and John Snow happens to be on the screen.

Last night she gave me a John snowjob.

by loloololololol August 15, 2017

The John Feeling

Extreme Anxiety, or Laziness.

Don’t want to go to class, have the John feeling rn.

by Cleveland! January 14, 2019

John wilding

A Cunty, egotistic maniac.

Oh you're such a john wilding
Don't be a john wilding
For fuck sake you john wilding

by Define1001 June 23, 2018

john parker

the guy who decided to search up his own full name

Reading this out loud “John Parker, the guy who decided to search up his own full name“

by Anonymous.2 August 26, 2018

John athlete

A made up phrase that friends tell you is a dirty joke or terrible phrase

Friend 1: why did you just write John athlete on my paper?
Friend 2: AH DONT SAY THAT OUT LOUD

Friend 1: why?
Friend 2: it’s a really terrible phrase that you can’t say out loud

by Great human bean ig lmao December 17, 2019