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Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.

Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?

Son: I said I can kick you a**.

Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
by Sixcircles November 16, 2024
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October 20

October 20 is the day where you can call your teachers by their first name!
Student: Hey Jessica!
Teacher: *shook and confused*
Student: it’s October 20!
Teacher: oh ok makes sense
by Spaghettinoodles01 October 19, 2019
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93:20

Agueroooooooooooooo
Martin Tyler: “Manchester City still alive here…Balotelli…”

Martin Tyler : Agueroooooooooooooo, sergio aguero scores a brilliant goal at 93:20 to bring Manchester City's first Premier League title
by adrian_22 March 27, 2022
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April 20

This is the day that the cutest, sweetest guy was born and his name starts with B.

-A💛
Anna: your so sweet💛
Him: it is April 20th, my bday 😉
by A. Day November 28, 2019
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October 20

National slap people named Aubrey/Audreys Ass day.
Its October 20. I get to slap your ass
Aubrey/Audrey: Why
by G. Dawg October 20, 2021
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Dug (MD 20/20)

MD 20/20 or Dug is a tonic wine, which is highly popular in Scotland. As it is quite easy to drink and is a high alcohol percentage.
Mate, have ee tried that strawberry dug. It's suhin else.

Oh. Dug (MD 20/20). Yes it's very different.
by Sesh_Monstah_77 July 29, 2017
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October 20

you have to fuck a boy this day.If u don’t,u have to kiss your mom on the lips
“I have to fuck you” says Maria.
“Why?” replies John.
“Because it’s October 20.”
by Hsjseoddia October 18, 2021
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