piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining

Disbelieving response to an attempt to mislead, equivalent to: "pull the wool over my eyes"

You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.

by ursamel July 24, 2007

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Does this make my butt look big

a term women use to give men no chance of winning

if we answer no then they are to skinny
if we say yes we are insulting them

best answers are

no your fat makes your bum look big in that

or

fuck this for a game of soldiers im going down the pub.

by dave garnar June 24, 2005

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Google her with my safe search off

used to denote to others that you find a girl attractive and would therefore like to see her in her underwear or naked.

Friend: Check her out shes fit eh?
You: I'd like to google her with my safe search off!

by The Honey Badger December 20, 2010

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i got ups in my day-z's

usually spoken by gays or homosexuals meaning that they have a foreign object in their ass

Dude, yesterday I got ups in my day-z's. It felt so good.

by moslinda poik May 12, 2008

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Found in a trash song called poppin by the biggest coon on the planet called ksi, this is one of the most retarded lyrics in the history of lyrics said by the most retarded "rapper" in the history or rappers which has absolutely no meaning even tho some people find it funny to try and make a meaning out of this retardation as if lil pump has a fully functioning brain

Lil cunt: my neck got ebola
Ksi: liL pUmP iS a LyRicAl geNiUs

by AminouNino'sCuteTesticle April 1, 2020

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