A dirty Dumbledore is when you jerk off on a girls face and shave your pubes so they stick to the jizz. Then u put a wizard hat on her.
by MastaApex October 13, 2013
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Get the Dirty genises mug.This is to my DEAR DEAR friend daniel. He has a little mexi-mini in his pants. He smells like dog shit with his gym clothes and CLAIMS to be half puerto rican and half cuban so therefore he is a cubarican. He told me not to do this but i am anyway cuz he is number one on my fucking list right now. So YOUR WELCOME DANIEL!!!!!(:)
by Daniel you know who this it January 5, 2009
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Get the dirty chazz mug.when a girl sticks her hand down her pants in to a rank 4 day old vagina (right before creeping up behind you) and smearing it in the form of a mustache on your face thus rendering you either unconscious, gay or under her control for an indefinite amount of time..
The dirty martita derives its name from the dirty sanchez but is considered much more tasteful. The dirty martita is currently being used as the preferred secret weapon of many woman's revolutionary movements taking place WORLDWIDE.
Your only defense against the dirty martita is forcefully countering with plumpkin but you must be careful considering the plumpkin has some technical variables you will have to worry about to ensure your safety.
If the dirty martita should be administered on you and you can not seem to break the smell, er... spell... rumor has it you will first go through hell for many years while remaining safe and eventually being restored to your original senses only to spend the rest of your life chasing the scent.
Tug job Terry, played by Nick Swardson on Reno 911, was supposedly under the effects of a dirty martita applied back in grade school.
The dirty martita derives its name from the dirty sanchez but is considered much more tasteful. The dirty martita is currently being used as the preferred secret weapon of many woman's revolutionary movements taking place WORLDWIDE.
Your only defense against the dirty martita is forcefully countering with plumpkin but you must be careful considering the plumpkin has some technical variables you will have to worry about to ensure your safety.
If the dirty martita should be administered on you and you can not seem to break the smell, er... spell... rumor has it you will first go through hell for many years while remaining safe and eventually being restored to your original senses only to spend the rest of your life chasing the scent.
Tug job Terry, played by Nick Swardson on Reno 911, was supposedly under the effects of a dirty martita applied back in grade school.
No examples except tug job terry. nearly impossible to see the dirty martita coming and it has yet to be captured on video.
by PuppyPadKing August 11, 2010
Get the dirty martita mug.Same as dirty Sanchez, but you put your finger in your own ass, then you reach around and give her the chocolate mustache..o'lay!!!
Fucking a girl from behind, put your finger in your own ass, reach around and give her the chocolate mustache known as the dirty amigo.
by Stank nuts May 22, 2011
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