shit-grinning

(adv.) an overt display of self-satisfied smugness when clearly such displays are either undeserved or unwarranted. As if the subject were to smile innocently only to reveal a mouthful of shit to his/her peers.

Kyle: "Did you see that shit-grinning bastard John after he got his paper back?"

Whitt: "Yea he looked like a gloating douche for sure"

by douchenip April 27, 2011

Monkey shit crazy

Term often used to describe something or someone thats beyond nuts, crazy, difficult or way out of hand.

Pretty much the same as saying someone or something is bat shit crazy.

This Math test is monkey shit crazy!

were not inviting John to the party that dude is monkey shit crazy!

by Storm18X April 30, 2011

Shits going to get tasty

When an event or something is going to reach an exciting climax.

Lad 1: Hey you watching the game
Lad A: Yeah this Shits going to get tasty
Lad 1: I know i cant wait

by Winning Guy April 29, 2011

Fucked all to shit

Being so drunk or high that you can not complete even the most basic task or function. The state of mind where all you can do is say things that make no sense and/or break things.

I was so fucked all to shit last night, I don't even know what I did. I woke up in a ditch and none of my friends will even talk to Me

by aasdfgthyjkl May 1, 2011

Shit Sniffing Bitch

a person(s) who constantly suck up to others such as tutors, other students and or employers mainly used in the yorkshire region of England.

She is a right shit sniffing bitch
beth and fran are right shit sniffing bitchs
he's alwasy shit sniffing the boss

by fissymintch November 28, 2010

Shit ton

Contrary to popular belief, a shit ton is actually only 4 of the given item named.

Bruce: Gary's slept with a shit ton of chicks.
Bob: Only 4?! That's so lame he's 26!

by dbalb55 November 29, 2010

shit bitch!

saying the word shit cause something went wrong then saying bitch in away were your cussing everyone out including yourself but not offending anyone in the process

i forgot my money shit bitch!

by rawrmeowpurrlove:D December 12, 2010