Jack shits

The defecation following the consumption of excessive amounts of Jack Daniel’s whiskey

I drank too many jack and cokes now I got the jack shits

by ObtuseGoose April 9, 2023

Little Shit

Either of two things:
1. A little piece of poo, like a dingleberry, that hangs from your ass and won't come off, no matter how many times you wipe. Usually ends up getting smudged half way up your back.

2. A little annoying kid that won't stop being annoying no matter how hard you try to stop them.

'Oh no!'

'What?'

'That little shit is now smudged half way up my back! Could you make your self useful and grab the scraper.'

by abc chicken August 10, 2025

Shit Rape

the action of forcing your ass onto someone else’s and shitting down their asshole.

The defendant received ten years in prison for shit rape.

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 23, 2023

Fuckdick of a shit

A phrase often used in erratic rants. Can be used to express one’s extreme frustration or anger.

If your employee is slaking off then you can go up to him and say your fired you Fuckdick of a shit.

Ot if you are arguing with some one you can say something along the lines of shut up you Fuckdick of a shit, you are so damn stupid.

by Fuckdickofashit69 December 5, 2019

Shit

It means to love and to hate is just like “like momma once said life is like a box of chocolates”

Me:shit

by Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer July 12, 2021

oh shit get the hamster

A phrase only uttered when a human being is having a near death or serious experience. The hamster will be summoned and will fly in its hamster wheel until death this is a warning sign of what to come.

any last words?
oh shit get the hamster

oh fuck the police are on to us
Bye hamster

by Get Rick rolled January 2, 2021

Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.

President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022