What am i doing with my life

When you cum into your hands, (after jacking off to some weird shit) and look at your hands saying "what am i doing with my life."

After jacking off to sissy femboy hypno porn, Sean said "what am i doing with my life."

by Deffry January 18, 2021

Lick my balls and call me Skippy

A term of great surprise, usually yelled and used without conscious thought.

Normal:What you get on your test retard

Retard: An A+

Normal:LICK MY BALLS AND CALL ME SKIPPY!!!

by chucknorrisx10000000 September 5, 2010

my goatse brings all the boys to the yard

The power that a man with a large gaping asshole wields over those who lack this libido-stimulating rectal virtue. See goatse for details.

mortal: Wow! - your asshole is inflamed, gaping, and smells similar to a mixture of stagnant bloody stool and rotting fishheads. Can I touch?

goatse man: Tremble before me and worship, ye mortals. Lo! - my asshole shall enslave thee and thy brethren.

by boburt March 29, 2004

Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox

Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox

Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox

by Job, Blow July 18, 2020

Peanut Butter Jelly on my Candy Rod

Bytty's member, coated in PB&J

Put that Peanut Butter Jelly on my Candy Rod

by user9876 December 17, 2010

shoot my kids all over the place

A copious, nearly uncontrollable ejaculation, "the kids" being each individual sperm.

When I saw the stripper bend over, I nearly shot my kids all over the place.

by g-xerxes January 29, 2003

How to kill my guy friend

Kick him in the Penis

Me: Imma kill him...
Next second
Kicks him in the Balls
Him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID U ASK ALEXA HOW TO KILL MY GUY FRIEND YOU'RE CRAZY!

by Dontaskmewhyimhere June 14, 2021