by Some rando out there December 28, 2021
Get the Crustier Than The Hairs On My Dry Butthole mug.Sam and J rode down highway 81 to the honky tonk bar. A Wheeler Walker Jr. song played over the truck radio - Eatin Pussy, Kickin Ass.
Sam looked at J. Her eyes glistened with regret.
"J, we have a situation," Sam said.
"What happened?"
"I seem to have shit my pants, J"
"Well slap my knee and call me pickle, Sam," J muttered. "I'm turnin' this truck around baby."
Sam looked at J. Her eyes glistened with regret.
"J, we have a situation," Sam said.
"What happened?"
"I seem to have shit my pants, J"
"Well slap my knee and call me pickle, Sam," J muttered. "I'm turnin' this truck around baby."
by ChandlerHasStrongShoulders March 26, 2022
Get the Slap my knee and call me pickle mug.Hey what the defiention for Pokimane
Well it quite negitive
Wow it An actual propper definition for once in my life
Well it quite negitive
Wow it An actual propper definition for once in my life
by EmberGoWild March 27, 2022
Get the An actual propper definition for once in my life mug."Ok who stole my fucking snickers" said John as he was trying to find out which co-worker stole his fucking snickers
by YoAngelo January 4, 2021
Get the Ok who stole my fucking snickers mug.When you do something stupid, but you spent a lot of money on it. This ends up being successful.
Usually said in video games, but can be used in any situations. Popularized by Throne, youtuber
Usually said in video games, but can be used in any situations. Popularized by Throne, youtuber
Person 1: You really gonna put your life savings in BTC?
Person 2: Hell yeah man. Watch my credit card go, wee!
Person 2: Hell yeah man. Watch my credit card go, wee!
by TT23 May 17, 2021
Get the Watch my credit card go, wee! mug.If you are ever in a bad situation, use this line to avoid danger. It will get save you from getting your ass kicked!
Scotty: Soccer (football) hooligans
Cooper: Hey this isn't where i parked my car!
Hooligan: Oi! Who the bloody hell are you?. This is a private members bar, exclusively for the supporters of the of the shittest football team in the world (Manchester United). Now please... enlighten me... WHO THE FUCK ARE YA?
Cooper: That is a good question and... Scotty...
Scotty: We are the Manchester United fan club from Ohio
Hooligan: If you're Manchester United supporters, sing the Manchester United song
Scotty: Excuse me i'm sorry, i'm not much of a singer
Hooligan: *smashes bottle as a threat* SING!
Scotty: My Baby takes the morning train, he works from 9 to 5 and then, he takes another home again to find me watching the Manchester United FOOTBALL TEAM! (slaps hooligan on chest in excitement) eh?. The best (but shittest) freaking team in all the land Woohoo!
Cooper: *Smiles and approves*
Hooligan: Pretty good... PRETTY DAMN GOOD LADS!
Hooligans: YEAH!
Scotty and Cooper have proved they are manchester united fans after all.
As you can see Cooper used This isn't where i parked my car early on, but we all know the hooligans just wanted to hear scotty sing... coopers this isn't where i parked my car was good enough on its own!
Cooper: Hey this isn't where i parked my car!
Hooligan: Oi! Who the bloody hell are you?. This is a private members bar, exclusively for the supporters of the of the shittest football team in the world (Manchester United). Now please... enlighten me... WHO THE FUCK ARE YA?
Cooper: That is a good question and... Scotty...
Scotty: We are the Manchester United fan club from Ohio
Hooligan: If you're Manchester United supporters, sing the Manchester United song
Scotty: Excuse me i'm sorry, i'm not much of a singer
Hooligan: *smashes bottle as a threat* SING!
Scotty: My Baby takes the morning train, he works from 9 to 5 and then, he takes another home again to find me watching the Manchester United FOOTBALL TEAM! (slaps hooligan on chest in excitement) eh?. The best (but shittest) freaking team in all the land Woohoo!
Cooper: *Smiles and approves*
Hooligan: Pretty good... PRETTY DAMN GOOD LADS!
Hooligans: YEAH!
Scotty and Cooper have proved they are manchester united fans after all.
As you can see Cooper used This isn't where i parked my car early on, but we all know the hooligans just wanted to hear scotty sing... coopers this isn't where i parked my car was good enough on its own!
by Goonerbear93 May 4, 2010
Get the this isn't where i parked my car mug.expression used to laugh off a shitty situation. like' oh what the the hell, its okay' or 'screw it, it's not important'
person a: SHIT I DIDNT SAVE THE FILE
person b: oh hard damn, this is my jam
person a: yeah screw it, who gives a shit
person b: oh hard damn, this is my jam
person a: yeah screw it, who gives a shit
by shineshineblind May 11, 2009
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