i like this girl

man listen hear go ask her out well I'm not really the one to talk I don't really have the courage for that but hope you get enough to go ask her out

Jon: "I like this girl but I don't want to ask her out".
bob: "go ask he out now man".

by elyqii June 2, 2021

Gyat rizzing Kai Cenat in ohio, I Fanum taxed that gyat

Gyat rizzing Kai Cenat in ohio, I Fanum taxed that gyat means, I have no life and enjoy boys big boy gyats while edging to Fanum tax naked.

I saw that Gyat rizzing Kai Cenat in ohio, I Fanum taxed that gyat.

by sig,maggyattrizz May 14, 2024

I am unavailable

When someone is not available, they are busy

I am unavailable because I am petting alpacas

by Wifi Goes Die November 20, 2020

I eat kids

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I piped the door I eat kids

by Jjjjdnxnnxx May 28, 2022

I love you

A lie

"I love you," said by no one ever

by Active Redditor April 28, 2021

I can’t even

When all you can say are numbers that end in 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.

One. Dude, I can’t even.

by BusyPooping September 22, 2022

Stop i like girls

A phrase often used by closet homosexuals to maintain their facade to society.

Higher usage of the phrase is indicative of increased levels of gay.

Julien: Stop I like girls
Julien's mum: I really wished I hadn't raised a faggot

by IthinkIfuckeduplol December 27, 2018