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G-M-B

Defined as Garlic-Mingin’-Breath – the condition of disgusting halitosis garlic breath from having eaten garlic riddled food, most commonly the night before
Chick: “Dude, what on earth have you been eating?!”

Dude: “Man, I ate some fine looking fricassee for dinner last night but it’s given me real bad G-M-B this morning.”
by _clint October 28, 2010
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The three vital m's

The three Vital M's are Three main Basic things every one does when there on a computer, laptop , or PDA. Theese Three vitals Are

1) Msn
2)Munchies
3)Music

They can be in any order
Person 1 : Hey Wuu2?
Person 2 : Just the Three vital M's
by Shikagray April 5, 2010
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j/m/s

You: Aren't you coming 2 the happenin partay 2nite?
Me: duuu..y do u ask??
You: j/m/s
by the one and onlay July 3, 2003
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P. M. C.

by Fuck Your Mother September 18, 2003
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M*A*S*H*

Best T.V. show ever!
Too bad the cast members are really annoying.
by Jess February 15, 2005
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bitmo-m-g’d

Usually found in text and iMessage, these people use super cute, adorable, hilarious, charming bitmojis that inaccurately portray who they are in person - whether it’s their looks or personality. This is a common tactic used in online dating before 2 people meet.

An aggressive form of being bitmo-m-g’d involves friending the other person on Snapchat to enable the couples feature on Bitmoji. This allows the abuser to send imaginary-fantasy-relationship like bitmojis to the victim in order for them to say “awwwwww 😍”, thus creating a false sense of hope of what it would be like as a couple in person. Bitmo-m-g’d is a serious crime in 1.37 states as it is a form of mental abuse and is punishable up to a lifetime ban of using the popular messaging feature if found to be abused under the Internet Crime Act Commission. In Section IC.1101 - this stands true for both abuse of emojis and bitmojis.
Best girlfriend: Oh no! What’s wrong girl??! Why are you crying??

Victim: I just broke up with him 😭

Best girlfriend: I’m sorry! Why didn’t it work?? You two looked so happy in your bitmojis!

Victim: 😭 I don’t know 😭 ... he ... he ... he just ended being a different person. In Bitmoji, he was this hot, cute, silly little 2D cartoon on my phone ... in person - not so much. This is so embarrassing, I can’t believe I got bitmo-m-g’d 😭😭😭
by joeyIC1101 July 30, 2019
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whoa-m-g

What you say when you hear something you totslly don't believe.
Girl1: My friend just got her nose pierced!
Girl2:Whoa-m-g!
by hypo-chix! June 20, 2008
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