St. Louis University High 

College Preparatory School located in downtown St. Louis also known as SLUH. Best guy school in the city, most people think it's full of nerds and computer geeks, but that is not the case. The guys of SLUH are the most popular in the city and get any girl they want(for the most part). Yeah of course there are a few nerds, but what else would you expect from a school that requires at least a low A GPA? SLUH guys are the shit.

The SLUH guys are actually moving out of Missourri to go to college and they will get a job.

St. Louis University High by Veronica Smatheley April 10, 2005

York University

York University is despised upon by other Toronto universities, such as the University of Toronto and Ryerson. It was once ranked #2 on Maxim's 'Sexiest Schools in North America' list. A lot of uptight, yet hot, girls attend this fine institution. Home of the rich and posh whose mommy and daddy buy their education. Known for programs such as the Schulich Business School and Osgoode Hall Law School (which I might add is the largest law school in Canada). It's Political Science program has received accolades and is considered one of the best in the country. Notoriously known for it's left-wing students and professors, and brawls between the Jews and Palestinians.
All hail York!

U of T chick: Nice Louis Vuitton purse. You must be a student at York.
Yorkie girl: Indeed, that is correct.

or

You're a member of the NDP? You must be/or have attended York University before! No one can have such leftist ideals and not be a Yorkie!

York University by CaptainD September 15, 2005

Perf University 

The most elite University you will ever hear of. In order to get into Perf University you must be able to take 7 shots without a chaser, stand on one leg while reciting the national anthem in greek, wear ONLY sweatpants, be able to to ANY Kristen Wiig impression when asked, have the name Abby, Grace, Aaron, Taylor, Kellie, Zoe, or Cassidy, and be incredibly HOT.

Ugh I got rejected from Perf University, they said I wasn't pretty enough to be seen on campus...

Perf University by bubblebuttbutt May 29, 2011

Eastern Michigan University Marching Band 

The “Pride of the Peninsula”, The EMU marching band is currently in its 117th year and has a little under 200 members. The marching band performs at several functions around campus. The most notable though is at every home football game. Many hours of practice and hard work go into preparing each show, and over time the band begins to view each other as more than a group of people, they become a “band family”. The discipline and tradition that the marching band holds help them to put on a performance that represents Eastern Michigan in a really good light.

Presenting the "Pride of the Peninsula", the EMU marching band! - read by announcer as the band runs out of the tunnel at Eastern Michigan University's home football games. This is the Eastern Michigan University Marching Band.

Eastern Michigan University Marching Band by trumpet2010 January 6, 2012

Cambridge University 

The collective noun for "ponces".

There's a veritable Cambridge University of pompous gits over there.

Cambridge University by :O) May 8, 2003

Oregon State University 

A four year agricultural college located in Corvallis, Oregon. Known as the dumping grounds for Lewis and Clark, Reed, and University of Oregon rejects. Mostly attended by kids from small Oregon towns.

Kid from Grants Pass: Portland and Eugene are too big for me and I only received adequate grades in high school. I have decided to attend Oregon State University over Eastern Oregon. I hear they have the #1 Sheep Studies program in the country.

Oregon State University by Portlandia2 March 28, 2011

new york university 

School with the award for the most selfish kids and the most gay guys.

Person 1: Hey can u have some of your food?
Person 2: We're at new york university, of course not.
Person 1: well can you give me your friend's number?
Person 2: sorry, he's gay.

new york university by queentaco July 18, 2014