Morning Coffee

When you wake up 1st, fuck your girl in the ass, then put it in her mouth and make a stirring motion.

My girl wore no pants to bed; I had no choice but to give her my morning coffee.

by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021

One digit morning

The morning when one wakes before 9.59 am makes it a one digit morning. If one wakes up after 10.00 am then it is a two digit morning.

"I woke up to a one digit morning on Saturday, the whole time felt so alien to me. Like I just experienced a new time zone in my life."

"I find one digit mornings so peaceful and quiet on weekends"

by The_not_morning_guy August 29, 2021

Good Morning, Your Majesty

A formal greeting to greet the Queen of the Darling world; this phrase is usually spoken by the Old Man, or occasionally the Leaves Old Man in a song. The tune is recognised throughout the Palace and is one of the most recognisable songs in modern history.

Often, it is spoken not in the morning but rather late at night when the Queen is reading in bed. This may be confusing but most Palace members are used to it.

song
Good Morning, Your Majesty, Da Daaaa...
Da Da Da Da,
Da Da Da Da!

Notation - each note corresponds to one syllable
Every new line is a start of a new bar (4/4 time)
The symbol % is used to signify a crotchet's rest

C
F F % C
E C E %
C C % C
C Bb A %
% C C Bb
F

by magneticpoo September 14, 2024

bad morning

the opposite of good morning

Person 1: "Good morning!"
Person 2:"Bad morning."
Person 1:"wtf"

by soyalism November 22, 2024

morning buhn

Smoking weed in the morning at the spot (specifically before first period) with your friends

Crys and Al met at the morning buhn spot before school

by 21cheapbeanz December 1, 2024

Monday morning cornerback

An individual who retrospectively attributes their failures and disappointments to external factors rather than acknowledging their own contributions.

Ignore that guy. He's just a Monday morning cornerback. Never accepts blame for his own screwups.

by A legit doctor. Not a joke. December 31, 2024

Morning Glory

Waking up with a morning wood and going straight to a Glory hoke to receive oral sex

Damon: Hey did you make sure to take advantage of that morning wood you had?
Michael: Yeah I sure did! As soon as I woke up bricked up I ran to the local glory hole and enjoyed a Morning Glory!

by Jack Mihoffman January 5, 2025