The Mike Tyson Theory

F***ing someone the opposite sex the way the same sex would f*** them until they love you.
Last night I tried The Mike Tyson Theory and I f***ed my boyfriend in the a** until he loved me.
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Cordial separation theory

Coined by YouTuber and content creator JaySoullz this is the theory that after you stop talking to a girl or guy, whether it be due to an argument or disagreement, you don’t leave on a really bad note. U keep it cordial, don’t yell back or argue, and you can later spin the block when you’re doing even better in life and the options she had are starting to weign. She will have forgotten the feelings that made her willing to stop talking to you in the first place, and by then you will have multiple other girls to immediately take her spot if she acts up again.
“Yelling and arguing with a female completely goes against CST(cordial separation theory)”
“If you’re following CST, you know you have to keep it calm at all times”
by Jayrod69 June 17, 2023
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pan-meta theory

Theory of everything.

Theory that infinity^infinity dimensions moving at uncountable speed creates an orthogonal circle.
Pan-meta theory meets avant-nihilism which comes from the future. In avant-nihilism, a circle of shine is created if an infinite number of colors are deposited into the circle.

Pan-meta theory proffers that a plurality of multiverses reduces perfectly into a universe.
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pan-meta theory

Theory-of-everything

Reconciles panchronicity and panchrony.
Pan-meta theory explains why color creates music in terms of reflection.
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pan-meta theory

Paradigm that individual intention is modular. Occasionally, the theory of everything.

An addendum to triene-ism.

Pan-meta theory is an infinite line of equally long-discrete-parts that curves from trans-infinite space to super-symmetry.
The paradigm that states that human intention contains its pre-requisite definitions is triene-ism. In other words; you are missing material things or memories; but the STRUCTURE of YOUR intentions stays intact.

At no point is your intention missing its components.

Pan-meta theory; more than a stand-alone theory; is an appendix to triene-ism which adds a universal-contingent of modularity to intention.
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lil bro big bro theory

When neokcs puts a face urban dictionary screenshot in a video.
"That could be his brother playing" - lil bro big bro theory
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Sand Forest Theory

Sand Forest Theory is a theory that was founded by Irving Aguilera when living in North San Diego. Constant trips to nature that were around the city of Fallbrook & Temecula led to him finding a National Park with Sand in it. The sand had sparkles and gold potential. Upon further inspection Irving came to the conclusion the sand got to the California hills via a catastrophic event known as Pole Shift.
Sand Forest Theory makes sense, this Earth might go through Magnetic changes time to time.
by Knitty March 05, 2024
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