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Planter's Peanut Worts

Planter's Peanut Worts is now recognized as an extremely rare infectious stage of health disorder found amongst peanut plantation slumlord Masters from the State of Georgia.
Former President Jimmy Carter was removed from his local Habitat for Humanities health care facility to his dry roasting house for home hospice because of Planter's Peanut Worts. A local non-union brain surgeon will attempt to remove his peanut if not put up to bid soon.
by BigFranky@hotmail.com February 20, 2023
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The peanut butter method

The peanut butter method is a method of sexual pleasure between a human and canine. When using the peanut butter method, one will apply peanut butter and laxatives to the tip of their erect penis and wait for their canine to lick it off. Many people that attempt this, end up being sent to the ER for penis replacement surgery, as their canine will bite parts of their penis stem, tip, or testicles off. This is a very risky way of pleasure that is most commonly done by individuals with down syndrome. Although, most people don't find it ethical considering that canines cannot consent to sexual gratification.
trey used the peanut butter method on my dog and now it has PTSD.
by sativu March 5, 2025
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Irrelevant Peanut

Irrelevant Peanut
Used to describe someone who's life has no meaning to, does nothing important with his time, generally stubborn, and just here to steal your oxygen.
by Irrelevant Peanut June 15, 2023
mugGet the Irrelevant Peanutmug.

peanut

person 1 : mohhh it's peanut
person 2 : awwnn
by user030405 December 7, 2021
mugGet the peanutmug.

Do a Peanut

Building something just to have it unused and collecting dust
Nice garden but watch out don't do a peanut
by Bryanccj September 17, 2020
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Peanut Lovin’

When you eat out a female using peanut butter.
Im’ma be peanut lovin’ my girl tonight.
Mmm girl, let me peanut love you tonight.
by XxStar.c.s.xx November 26, 2017
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peanut butter and jelly

An American Jihadist colloquial code term for explosives training.
the name peanut butter and jelly, from a secular standpoint, would make sense when one compares amateurish home explosives making, I.e. chemical mixing, with amateurish incompetent home cooking, I.e. ingredient mixing. However, in a Jihad context, the FBI should learn what the term means.
by Sexydimma March 1, 2015
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