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bro hoe

<i>East Coast Version</i>
A chick that wants to be one of the guys, but usually gets used for sex. She DGAF (Doesnt give a fuck) about anything. Just looking for "fun" with her loser guy friends. Loves to drink and/or smoke weed. She likes going mudding or off roading in quads or monster trucks.

<i>characteristics:</i>
<li>Overcompensates with ornate nails, hair color, eyeliner for her tomboyish ways
<li>The pretty girl stuffed in a bulky sweatshirt or baseball hat thats been through hell.
<li>Tight Jeans that are 2 sizes too small that gives her a muffin top
<li>Thinks Uggs go with everything.
<li>Says things like "I hate girls"
That bro hoe doesnt have a problem being the only girl drunk at a party with 5 guys.
Check out the flirty bro hoe working at a hardware store and making her rounds.
You know that drunk bro hoe was sore in the morning after going to the strip club and then to the motel with guys from work.
by Egotisticalprik November 18, 2010
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slow hoe

A person of female origin known not only to get around a lot, but also to not really notice that she is doing it (basically to dumb to realize she's a hoe; i.e. a blond).
"yo bro, i fucked that alice chick the other day"
"what?! me too, but she told me she was a virgin!"
"serious? she told me that too, what a slow hoe"
by britten92 October 27, 2008
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rumpsta hoe

Rumpsta hoe
1) a woman that has a fetish for anal sex.
2) a woman who perfers anal sex over anything.
Damn that rumpsta hoe took it up the ass. i hit it all night
by billy May 13, 2005
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hoe trap

Any girl on myspace.com that pictures herself as a "nice" girl. Then, when you have taken the bait, she becomes a fat hooker.

Often uses up-close shots to hide her hoe-ness.

Be aware, this happens a lot more than you might think.
Fred: Jess seems pretty nice
Tony: Don't do it man, hoe-trap.
by Fred-M. September 10, 2005
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finger hoe

A girl who has decided to "save herself for marriage" but will let anyone who they have just met finger them because it technically isn't sex. They're also fond of giving handjobs.
Alex is such a finger hoe, she refuses to go forward in our relationship.
by Bfer July 15, 2011
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hoe train

when a group of people (most times its girls) line up to a song and grind with eachother.
damn, those girls look some good in that hoe train!
by ilovetylerrr November 1, 2007
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sanzeri that hoe

to fuck a busty chick so hard her boobs smack her in the face. resulting in a slap with a red mark, a black eye, or if its hard enough she gets knocked out
While sanzeri that hoe last night i accidentally gave my girlfriend a black eye when her tit hit her in the face
by contuki93 December 28, 2007
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