Got Evaned

When in a text message thread with friends, you respond to any comments with extreme trolling, continually referencing a past sensitive issue

Friend: Does anyone wanna game tonight?
Me: No, too busy polishing my Tom Brady GOAT bobblehead
Other Friend: You just Got Evaned

by Evan Peter Grandview May 17, 2021

evan

Evan is the blackest nigga on earth ong🙏😹💯

"did you see Evan?"
"Ya that nigga's so black."

by Thebestknitter123 May 27, 2022

Evan

the arctic? boiling compared to how cool this guy is. a "handsome devil" some have said and probably will continue to say for as long as time. total ladies man. incredible conversationalist, makes you want to talk until you lose your voice. funnier than any comedy special on Netflix (or other streaming platforms). if you're friends with an Evan then you've found the gold at the end of the rainbow.

Girl 1: *texting*
Girl 2: are you texting Evan?
Girl 1: ...
Girl 2: of course

by redvelvetcheesecake December 6, 2021

Evans

shoving a roll of raw cookie dough up your ass. can be modified to "chomping the log" where you are pink it off like the opposite of taking a shit.

Man that girl pulled an Evans on me last night. She shoved a whole roll of tollhouse cookie dough up my ass. She didn't even let me chomp the log.

by kinggoblin October 27, 2020

Evans

A man named Evans is very unloyal he is involved with multiple women at once and has no regard for other people's feelings

Evans is a player

by MEME_GOD May 20, 2022

Evans

Evans's are highly intelligent, most loyal and selfless of friends, loves sports, and is lowkey funny. Evans's are nervous around girls, have a hard time communicating with them, and usually just chill with the boys. Evans's love to argue with others and will always say they are right even though they know good and well they are wrong. Evans's are HIGHKEY sus and enjoy group showers and sleeping with the boys, but no homo. Evan's also talk to really high pitches and in a weird voice to their parents.

Homie 1: Bro, why won't you go talk to that hottie over there.
Homie 2: Dude, it is just awkward.
Homie 1: Bro! Quit being an Evans.

by sexycountryboy November 6, 2020

Evan

Evan's sometimes to most times have big clocks. People are even suprised how it looks as big as a sausage but thick and longer.

Person 1: Evan is so nice and sweet, HE'S LITERALLY PERFECT.. and his penis is huge...

by Pp master :P January 22, 2024