Canada Shuffle

Developed by winter-wise Canadians, it is a form of walking across slippery/icy surfaces in which a person takes very small steps and shuffles their feet in penguin-like fashion.

Jimmy made his way towards Tim Horton's, carefully doing the Canada Shuffle so he wouldn't slip on the ice.

by MapleSyrupMoose November 16, 2013

Canada

The best country in the world that could easily take over the US, New Zealand, Australia, and all the other countries like... Belize

Tom: Wait it's all Canada?
Justin T: Always has been

by TheGooseWizard May 20, 2024

Canada's History

Dipping the end of moose antlers into maple syrup then shoving it deep in the asshole of a French Canadian hermaphrodite. You take it out, get him/her to shit in the Stanley Cup and then Celine Dion licks it up.

Man, that bachelor party was so crazy we ended up doing a Canada's History.

by hippieflight February 4, 2010

canada him

When someone acts interested in you then out of no where starts to act super shady and starts lying.

" You should just stop talking to him."
" I don't want to Canada him!"

by 219LoveGuru June 9, 2016

canada's history

a bukkake performed by a herd of moose.

i can't go to the winter Olympics because I'm afraid I might get caught in Canada's history.

by dirk dizzler February 8, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act involving Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup,the Stanley Cup and a very willing asshole

- The Colbert Show, 2010

My girlfriend wanted to know Canada's History...and now she cries when she hears the Canadian National Anthem

by Steven C Colbert February 4, 2010

Canada

They hate Cajun people and other Southerners just like the North

Canada is fucked, never aide these cowardly two faced people. Socialism is stupid

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020