Not really a simp but a very great guy to be around and hang out with and has a job so he can take care of you Hit him up instagram @Bwoccoli
by NSA Snipz February 11, 2020
Boy 1. “did you hear about the General of simps?”
Boy 2. “Oh, you mean brandon christopher lane?”
Boy 1. “Of course, he’s the one and only.”
Boy 2. “Oh, you mean brandon christopher lane?”
Boy 1. “Of course, he’s the one and only.”
by fatghostlesbian February 18, 2020
A guy who would give up anything for some trash punani. Often disappears when drunk to go off and simp. Would even go as far as to miss a flight for a 1% chance at some worn out pussy.
by the converse monster April 29, 2020
No Simp Summer (start's June 1st) is Like No Nut November but instead, you cannot simp for anyone, no celebrities not even your GF stay strong soldiers
Man 1: Bro have you seen this new ash kaash post...her ass was out and allat bro
Man 2: Nah i unfollowed her for no simp summer
Man 2: Nah i unfollowed her for no simp summer
by 333LOOZER333 June 03, 2021
A Wanda Stan who loves Elizabeth Olsen over any other actor, someone who post looking around videos of the avengers with nicki Minaj only music playing in the back ground. A person who like to do clap back edits on Wanda antis- ps they are married to Wanda maximoff and Elizabeth Olsen
My favorite wanda Stan is wanda_.simp
by Elena._23 September 19, 2021
To be neither a simp nor a gamer Chad but in the middle Simp Tendencies May make your friends no longer like you
by WaflMoves March 11, 2020
someone who is the opposite of pimp chimping e.g. if they’re hanging with your enemies or if they are just lonely and suck
by impimpchimpingrn September 25, 2020