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Michael

A very cocky guy that loves to have all the attention on him. Most people ugh there's Michael I hope he doesn't try to talk to me. A type of guy that usually takes 12 hits to nock down a capnet.
Oh boy there's Michael
by Ron jermey June 18, 2017
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Michael

A skinny peice of shit who love to catch dick in his mouth and loves it in the ass. Most likely is a ginger who cant get any girls
Michael is a complete sack of shit
by Russle Westbrook June 25, 2017
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Michael is a little shit
by Ashit February 18, 2018
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Michael

Sweaty, usually dadless. He’s usually bald or has brown or black hair that’s covers in grease, has a great love for cigarette ends and is afraid of the shower.
I’ve not showered in 3 year and I smoke tab ends, damn I feel like a Michael
by Slapstickcoffe January 30, 2018
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Michael Barrett

noun: a catcher for the Chicago Cubs that is a good hitter and an exceptional hitter.

verb: when a catcher punches a baserunner in the face as a result of anger and frustration.
Did you see Michael Barrett punch AJ Pierzynski in the face the other day?

Yeah he got messed up.
by bankok June 12, 2006
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michael bæ

A man who loves exploding everywhere if you get my drift. Women bow down at the sight of Michael Bæ and do many things on rooftops.
Bow down to me and suck the D. You know you wanna stay when you see Michael Bæ
by IAmJC April 22, 2015
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