Crisp Cock

Having a Crisp Cock is a rare condition in which occurs when you form a bond unlike any other with The Boys. Once the bond is created, every one of friends, including you, aka, The Boys, will have crisp cock. Another important factor of having a Crisp Cock, means that every one of the boys shares their cocks. It is said to be the finest form of communism.

"Having Crisp Cock means, 'It's not my cock, it's our cock.'"

by CrispCock1/3 July 30, 2020

flat cock

Flat cock syndrome, where a male's genital no longer appears in its cylindrical form, instead, it appears to be hammered down into a flat shape.

Every year, approximately around 5% of population in America is suffering from flat cock syndrome.

by theboyhasnoname February 2, 2018

Cock shy

Entering a public restroom for a quick wizz and upon seeing other men at the urinal, opting to use the stalls instead. Usually implies one has a small penis.

I really don't want to have other men laugh at my 2 inch dick, it makes me all cock shy!

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

Cock Blockbuster

A measure taken to bypass a cock block.

Guy: This girl is hot.
Boyfriend: She's with me!
Guy: Why am I not convinced.
Boyfriend: *Punches guy*
Girl: You're a jerk! I'm done with you. I'll go with someone who's nicer.
Guy (whispering): Cock Blockbuster.

by BarrelOfRadioactiveIceCream July 11, 2015

Gold cock

A lesbian term for a man who thinks his dick can make lesbians go straight.

You must think you have a gold cock if you think your dick will make me go straight, the lesbian told Bobby.

by FKN A July 29, 2014

cock fart

fart through the cock ;)

big sus cock fart, bust a cocky wocky farty warty

by shoottheprotesters June 8, 2021

Cock Crocs

When you put a condom on and it's the ugliest thing you've ever seen.

I was about to buy the new Trojan Ecstasy Condoms, but then I remembered when they looked like total Cock Crocs.

by jigganut March 7, 2015