November 11

today u are allowed to be homophobic and u must bully ur gay friends

november 11 is epoc

by jhuyujiked November 9, 2021

December 11

Slap your tall friend day.

short person: bend down.
Tall person: okay, why?

Short person: *slaps tall person*
tall person: what was that for?!
short person : its December 11 😏

by anonymous December 10, 2020

July 11 2006

The day the most beautiful girl was born. This girl is the most wonderful person ever and makes me the happiest person in the world. She has the greatest personality and deserves the whole world because she is just the greatest and most perfect human. She also makes the greatest girlfriend ever. I love her with all my heart.

That girl Ella, born on July 11 2006, is literately my favorite person ever. She’s so beautiful and perfect.

by Trossard3Assists June 16, 2023

11:00 AM

Teenagers with strict parents are mercilessly ridiculed for waking up past this time.
Dads use it as a scapegoat to make their kids feel as though they are irresponsible and inadequate adults, no matter the actual bedtime or workload that the child has to deal with.

Son: "Dad, can I go out to Applebees with my friends later?"
Dad: "Fuck no, not when you're getting up past 11:00 AM every weekend! I got up at SIX this morning to drive your brother to his tutor, you lazy ingrate!"

by tostetoes April 6, 2020

11 and a half inches

A really big dong.

Emma’s day dong is 11 and a half inches.

by EmsyXx October 10, 2020

year 11 slayer

an attractive ranga, that slays many males mostly year 11 though. they are commonly known as year 11 slayers but are also well known as jemmahs .

girl: i wish i could get lachlan hyde . other girl: not a chance that year 11 slayer is all over it

by jemjemslayslay11 June 28, 2018

December 11

It's almost winter and the cold has been here for a while, so on this day you have to give your gf/bf/crush cuddles and back hugs with no warning. There's no limit, bombard them all day with your love uwu

Girl: Hey! It's December 11th!

*hugs and kisses her gf*

by Straightn't lost sheep November 1, 2019